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Joke of the Day
"I'm addicted to Nun porn... It's a bad habit."
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"Yelling someone's name in different voices until they finally hear you"
"What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"""Apology not accepted"" - what to say if you want to fight in Canada"
"What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve? Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning"
"Boobs are like Christmas trees... ...it doesn't matter if they are real or fake, as long as they look good."
"The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream."
"I think I just figured out the name of the modern day Thieves Guild. EA"
"What do you call a migrant in space? illegal alien"
"If life gives you melons you're probably dyslexic"