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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."

"I drop kicked a Japanese woman today After holding the door open for her, she said to me ""Sank you"" How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!"

"Hey reddit, guess what's funnier than 24? 25"

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"You can lead a horse to water... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

"My wife made me pack my own bag for vacation and now I have to figure out how to wear potato chips."

"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."

"Friend: ""Dude, me & my girlfriend are getting married."" ME: ""Wow! when?"" Friend: ""Me on 27th April and she on 14th June."""

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old"

"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""