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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."

"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."

"I realize I misspelled a word in my last Tweet. On that note I'm about to eat a Famous Anus cookie."

"How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone."

"Ever hear about the box that was coming down with something? It was coffin"

"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"

"My wife said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I put her into the back of a Mercedes and drove her into a wall."

"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."

"What's the difference between my bike and your mom? Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike."

"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."