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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear about the box that was coming down with something? It was coffin"
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"Driver: My God... that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... ""pop""... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all."
"what did yoda say to a golfer May the course be with you"
"This is why I'm leaving /r/jokes: I have a dentist appointment. I'll be back in an hour."
"Whats the difference between Bob Marley and Heracles? Heracles beat Cancer"
"I think we all know that one person who seems to make it a daily goal to incorporate every color of the rainbow in their outfit."
"The Welsh are a very shy people They're really quite sheepish..."
"If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention"
"Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday."
"""Instead of putting this away, I'll leave it right here for the next time I need it."" - Men"