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Joke of the Day

"My wife said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I put her into the back of a Mercedes and drove her into a wall."

"What did the french baker ghost said? BOO! Langerieeee!"

"Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to... Just said it was a stag do for his friend Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed"

"<-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking"

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."

"What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti? A Pastatute"

"Facebook Genius, Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"Girl Logic: I'd like him a lot more if he ignored and liked me a little less."

"After being fired Donald Trump went to collect his last paycheck from NBC but HR wasn't sure who toupee"

"Why do women pierce their bellybutton? Place to hang their air freshener."