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Joke of the Day
"ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?"
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"School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest."
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"A Call of Duty player goes to Town... ... on your mom. Xx420MLGNoScopexX"
"What's the best thing about being named Richard? Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."
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"If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place."
"Last semester I had an English teacher names Mrs. Gaye She was a huge homophone."