197919
Joke of the Day
"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"
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"What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs."
"What was Cher doing before she was born? She was a preacher."
"""Here kitty, kitty, kitty"" - me, drunk, about to get bit by a raccoon"
"If your uncle Jack was stuck on a roof... Would you help your uncle Jack off?"
"What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!"
"A damn guy in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket! You can hide but you cant run!"
"You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything."
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof Would you help your Uncle Jack off?"
"How do you trap a polar bear? Dig a hole in the ice, and line the edge with peas. Then, when the polar bear comes along to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."