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Joke of the Day

"School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"An NFL chuckler If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"

"If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would choose alive."

"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"

"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"

"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""

"Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."

"if i ever spontaneously combust, i hope it's around somebody i don't like and that they're wearing their favorite outfit."

"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"

"Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream? Someone threw a fridge at her."