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Joke of the Day
"Why is Ireland so rich? Because their capital is always Dublin."
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"I would have won the Junior Olympics too... ..if it weren't for you medalling kids."
"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."
"What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world? You mean across?"
"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."
"What do you call someone incapable of eating people? A can't-ibal"
"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking."
"how much is a life-time supply of fast food? Not much."
"What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music? Progressive rock."
"The one redeeming thing about wearing a Women's Size 10 shoe is that everyone naturally assumes my dick is enormous."