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Joke of the Day
"What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music? Progressive rock."
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"What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?"
"Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard"
"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think my game is improving?"" Caddy: ""Oh yes sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."""
"What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard? A Nantucket."
"What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."
"This morning I... changed a lightbulb, then I walked across the street so I could walk into a bar, and then is suddenly realized: my life is a joke."
"What's the difference between a dwarf and an STD? Ones a cunning runt the other is a running cunt."
"Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least... they drive slowly in school zones."
"date: So what do you do? me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist date: Oh wow fox: and a ventriloquist"