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Joke of the Day
"What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music? Progressive rock."
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"""Do people really become like their pets?"" I wonder, absentmindedly raising a leg above my head and staring into space."
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme"
"Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don't think that's enough equity."
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"I need to find out what my company needs to do in order to get protests by topless women."
"My wife... It's difficult to say what she does... She sells seashells on the seashore."
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"What do you call an elf that follows Scientology? Elron Hubbard"
"A depressed man walked into a bar... He told the bartender to give him his best shot"