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Joke of the Day
"I used to be Irish... Then I became completely full of ire."
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"Currently, the Olympic host country has... One brazillian medals."
"Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger"
"What is a sandwich on a ship? A sub-marine"
"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."
"What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies."
"What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10? The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror"
"Have the day off when the SO comes home, ""Have you been on reddit all day!?"" Look at the clock, ""Not yet."""
"I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable"
"Look , it's either maybe, or maybe not. There's no middle ground."