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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone incapable of eating people? A can't-ibal"
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"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a PB&J. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Shout out to Roosterteeth"
"Marriage. Because otherwise hating someone for turning the page of a newspaper too loudly would seem absurd"
"Why are lemons yellow? They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour"
"I wanted to make my racing snail faster.. So I took off its shell. If anything it became a lot more sluggish."
"Penguin Joke Two penguins are sitting on an ice float. One says,""It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."" The other replies, ""What makes you think I'm not?"""
"What do mice eat during the summer? Micecream"
"5 missed calls from my mom. Frantically called her back, expecting tragedy; nope, wallets are on sale at Kohl's."
"Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. Problem is she sleeps all day. What a nightmare."
"Cops in the U.S. are like vampires They suck, their bloodthirsty, and can't come in your home unless invited!"