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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."

"I went to take an online ADHD test today... but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool."

"A co-worker just used the word ""elderly"" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her."

"My friends dared me to take Viagra and a laxative at the same time. So I went and sat on the toilet and I couldn't tell if I was cumming or going."

"Me: I love you with my hole heart. Wife: Wrong hole."

"Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !"

"What's the difference between a dead dog and a black guy on the road Dead dog has skidd marks on it"

"why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? because he was far out."

"Yearning > Earning Mamma's yearning capacity is greater than papa's earning capacity."