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Joke of the Day
"What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet? Robin Williams"
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"What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."
"Where does a divine beaver live? A God Dam!"
"What do they call deepthroating in Asia? They don't have a word for it."
"""Wow you're one of the nicest old ladies I've ever met!""- me, loudly to a random old lady so my mom can hear"
"New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?"
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Just guess. BLUE PAINT."
"[1st date] HER: do you like charades? MIME: [thumbs up] HER: well? MIME: [nodding 'yes'] HER: hello? MIME: [shooting self with finger gun]"
"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."
"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"