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Joke of the Day
"Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs."
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"Don't trust an atom... They make up everything."
"What did the Hitler trains say when they took the jews away? Jewww jewwww"
"It is well known..."
"If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive ""to work"" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me."
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber"
"Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma? It took him forever to get her off that street corner."
"What Do You Call A Cow With Parkinson's Beef Jerky"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes."
"Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare."