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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all of their runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."

"Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment."

"What happens to sex bombs later in life? They become box-office bombs"

"What do you call black people in the military? Geurrilla warfare"

"Take me down to the paraphrase city. Where it's nice."

"This Status maybe recorded for quality and training purposes"

"I used to only listen to classical music... ...but now I think outside of the Bachs."

"I used to play checkers with my dad but he would always beat me. Probably because I would always win at checkers."

"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"

"Meanwhile back in class... Teacher : How much is a gram? Me: Depends on what you are looking for ... Teacher : GET OUT! NOW! Me: So, did you still need that, or naw?"