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Joke of the Day
"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."
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"I hear an important member of Jehovah's Witness died He's knocking on heaven's door"
"When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves.... I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed."
"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"
"How do you know your daughter's a slut? Because you never kiss her goodnight."
"Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report... He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica"
"A dog walks into a bar and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"Dear funny, I picked up the wrong sandwich at Subway Oops, wrong sub!"
"The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl is... You have to drop the bomb twice"