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Joke of the Day
"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."
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"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy."
"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"
"As a doctor, I once had to remove the spine of a pirate He was all for it and said ""It was holding me back"""
"My parrots are stuck together... Pet owner: Vet, vet, my parrots are stuck together! Vet: I'm sorry, I don't understand - it's toucan fusing"
"I raped myself today. It sucks being a schizophrenic hermaphrodite."
"What does a brick and a fat girl have in common? Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican."
"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"
"""You actually have friends?"" ""Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"""
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a buck and deer nuts are under a buck."