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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs"
Next Joke
"Her: I've had gray hairs since I was 16. Me: I got my grays after I got married. Hubs: I CAN HEAR YOU! Me: AND I LOVE MY GRAYS, HONEY!"
"Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip"
"What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.? His brother with the DVR"
"why send male soldiers into war women on there period is good enough"
"A pilots plane is shot down When he parachutes out, he is taken to a pow camp. He is later asked ""What did you have on the wings of your plane?"" ""Holes mostly..."""
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
"What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j"
"What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom? A swipe and wipe."
"APPLE GENIUS: how did u get so much water on the laptop [flashback to me taking my laptop into the shower so i could tweet] ME: hurricane"