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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by posting on the wrong subreddit hehe"

"Remember when we were all like ""FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'"

"Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."

"*phone rings* Yoda: Yoda Luke: WTF VADER'S MY DAD? Y: Uh L: And you knew & told me to kill him? Y: L: Y: Going thru a tunnel I am *hangs up*"

"[on a date] I've got butterflies in my stomach ""that's so cute. You dont have to be nervous"" [flashback to me eating some butterflies] ok"

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think ""R"", but his first love be the ""C""."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their little legs apart?"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - they are quite efficient and not very funny."

"I'm going to dress up as laundry next Halloween bitches love doing laundry."

"What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys..."