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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their little legs apart?"

"The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father."

"How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily."

"Did you hear about the mutant that had a sex change? She's an Ex-Man"

"If con is the opposite of pro... It must mean congress is the opposite of progress."

"Some jokes are like doctors... They get better with repeated deliveries."

"Skrillex used to play string instruments in the orchestra, until he dropped the bass."

"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."

"Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger."

"What do you call the act of turning over in bed to switch from the missionary position to doggy style? A sexual revolution."