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Joke of the Day
"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."
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"A boy bought some Tesco burgers from the canteen, The dinnerlady asked what he wanted on them. The boy replied: ""I'll have 5 each way!"""
"Someone told me it was important to have relationships with positive people. Now I have AIDS"
"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"
"My girlfriend was going to take my last name when we get married... but now we're changing it to Clinton so we can get away with anything we want"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra"
"What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails."
"What's the best part about a redneck family fight? The makeup sex"
"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."
"What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade."