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Joke of the Day

"what is the difference between a tea bag and england? tea bag stays in the cup"

"What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness? Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top."

"When I see someone has 1,500 followers on twitter, I think ""that person must b funny"". 1,500 friends on FB ""that person is batshit crazy"""

"I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth."

"A sick Patient Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"Sex is a misdemeanor. The more I misdemeanor I get."

"I can't believe I didn't get an Oscar nomination for my performance in, ""No, I never got your text!"""

"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."

"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president Ba Dum Tss"