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Joke of the Day
"I heard that virus is quite the athlete . . . Ebola perfect game."
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"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it might be a grebe. Know your waterfowl."
"Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way"
"Date tip: buy a calendar"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"
"Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere."
"A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball A student asked, ""Is it an African ball or an European ball?"""
"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"No love I have for someone could ever be strong enough to make me think it was appropriate to stand side-by-side with them on an escalator"
"Have you tried that new cocktail called Hurricane Sandy? It's just a watered down Manhattan."