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Joke of the Day
"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"
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"Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out."
"How did a hipster burn his mouth? Drank his coffee before it was cool"
"One day you're going to meet the girl of your dreams And she won't want your money She won't want your house, or your car She won't want you either ;)"
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar One says to the other ""what do you say we go in there and get shit-faced?"""
"What's worst than finding a worm in an apple? The holocaust"
"What do you call Taylor Swift when she squats low? No ass to the grass"
"Hula hoopers never seem to get anywhere... They're just going around in circles."
"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"
"If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs, you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's"