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Joke of the Day
"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."
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"What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails"
"Coffee at McDonald's is like sex in prison You'll have no trouble getting it, but it's rough."
"How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall."
"A group of boulders joins Facebook... ...hikers and mountain climbers stay inside on Mondays and Wednesdays."
"How do you kill 200 flies at once? You slap an Ethiopian in the face."
"How can you tell if someone is having a stroke? There is lotion and used tissues laying around"
"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says ""lets fuck him!"" The rabbi says ""outta what!?"""
"I always thought my english grades were good But then in 6th grade, i learned the alphabet"
"Children in the back seat cause accidents... ...accidents in the back seat cause children."