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Joke of the Day

"A sick Patient Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"I like dig bick. you that read wrong. you read that wrong too."

"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."

"Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful"

"What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)"

"One of my grandfather's favorites. What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor? ""Ptui"""

"My parents are mixed raced. My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ~ Stewart Francis."

"Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian."

"what does donald trump do with the nuclear missiles when he doesn't want to have them anymore fire them"

"To its credit, only like 8% of doing the Macarena involves heiling Hitler."