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Joke of the Day

"Granny always said, 'If in doubt, check it out.' My addition: 'If the answer gets your goat, punch 'em in the throat.'"

"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."

"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"

"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."

"In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing""."

"Spaghetti, because you didn't like that shirt anyways"

"Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun."

"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy."

"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."

"What do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending"