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Joke of the Day
"I got kicked out if boy scouts for eating a brownie"
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"I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!"
"The flower had an unexpected pregnancy... So it went to Plant Parenthood."
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"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"
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"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin says ""Man, it is hot in here!"" then the second muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"
"wife: ""what on earth are you doing?"" me: ""making a penguin"" wife: ""that's a pigeon"" me: [opening freezer door] ""not for long"""
"Why was the little strawberry sad? Her mommy was in a jam."