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Joke of the Day
"My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song."
Next Joke
"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"
"Son, I've made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences. How I tell my 5yo I'm off to poop"
"If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was."
"John: ""I'm a man of few words."" Bill: ""I'm married too."""
"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."
"Me: come here often? Her: THIS IS MY BEDROOM IM CALLING THE COPS"
"This may seem random, but C Minor... On a related note, E flat."
"Hid my daughters ipod in my other daughters room cause they've been getting along lately and there's nothing on tv tonight."
"Fat girls just want to have Funyuns."