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Joke of the Day
"What is Jesus' favorite gun? A nail gun I'm going to hell"
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"""I am leg end"" - a foot"
"What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB"
"Next time a job interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years, say ""Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?"" then just sit there for 5 years."
"My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station."
"woke this morning with a thin white thread hanging from my mouth Hoped for a teabag"
"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."
"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."
"PS4 - 29 Titan looking for fresh vog normal PSN allynlewis182"
"How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They live in eternal darkness."