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Joke of the Day

"""This is not working out."" -My trainer, watching me work out"

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."

"It's pretty silly to be afraid of spiders when most of them have probably never answered a text message with a phone call."

"What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear? T-shoes!"

"Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay's man house knock knock you: who's there? the chicken."

"When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down."

"Before we find Waldo in this picture, can we talk about how over-populated this beach is?"

"So I went to the club last night and asked a German girl for her number... and you'll never believe it! Her number is 999-999-9999!"

"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."

"What's the difference between Greece and a good software application? Greece doesn't have default settings!"