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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB"
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"What do you call a slutty midget? A tator thot."
"I'd tell you a lame joke about getting slightly wet But I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."
"There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck."
"What do you call an overweight hobbit's belly? His Middle Girth"
"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other one to hold the penis.. I meant... The ladder."
"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""
"Give a man a fish and he'll be like, ""Dude I'm allergic to fish."" TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, ""THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"""
"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers"