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Joke of the Day
"How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They live in eternal darkness."
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None"
"GOD: [as a kid] DINOSAURS! GOD: [as a teenager] You will know the profound sadness of existence, humans."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAHH!"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."
"At church, last sunday ..., the preacher said ""Jesus died for your sins"". At that point, a man got up, furious and shouted ""Seriously, man? I was reading that book!"""
"What's Santa's favorite snack? A crisp Pringle"
"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar One says, ""I've lost an electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive."""
"""OMG I'm so wet right now"" - Me after washing a spoon"
"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards."