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Joke of the Day

"How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They live in eternal darkness."

"For the english - What do you call a girl with 2 cunts? NdubZ"

"It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it."

"A friend of mine got married on top of a mountain last year. Aye they say it was all downhill from there."

"TIL Ron Jeremy is a porn star I always thought he was just an actor but as soon as he came on the screen it was clear"

"""Am I the first man you have ever loved?"" he said. ""Of course,"" she answered ""Why do men always ask the same question?""."

"I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited.. Location : farnborough air show"

"I'm upset. I'm two years into engineering school and... I haven't even started learning how to drive a train"

"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you threw an Iphone in your blender and screamed 'I WANT APPLE JUICE!' """

"What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes? Sweet Pee"