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"""I am leg end"" - a foot"
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"Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed"
"What do Apple and the US economy have in common now? No Jobs"
"My wife wouldn't let me spank her ass cheeks during foreplay So in revenge I super-glued them together. I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
"The Kardashian Family motto: Getting black men off since the OJ trial."
"I was awake all night 'cause my neighbor was listening to dubstep... ...and I was lying there, waiting for the other beat to drop."
"I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all the fun we have on the weekends!"
"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."
"If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap."
"What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin? You flipper!"