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Joke of the Day

"PS4 - 29 Titan looking for fresh vog normal PSN allynlewis182"

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"What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion."

"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."

"Cancer isn't so bad It'll grow on you"

"""Don't kid yourself"" Would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic."

"What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod"

"I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying ""at least I didn't kill anybody"" to like every person he sees today."

"""Don't believe everything you read"" is the best motto I've ever read. But I'm not sure if I should believe it or not. I'm so confused now."

"Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries? Traitor Joe's"