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Joke of the Day

"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."

"I woke up moody, fat and depressed and thought have I turned into a woman?? Then I realized I'm just a little hungover and need some coffee. Whew!!"

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to the Zoo without me, he might see all his ex's there..."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, glass ceilings don't have light bulbs."

"There was a prison break and I locked eyes with a midget as he climbed up the fence. As he jumped over he sneered at me and I thought, ""Well, that's a little condescending."""

"Russian computer: ""Enter password"" Me: ""Beef stew"" Russian computer: ""Password not stroganoff"""

"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""

"A group of midgets were planning to rob a butcher's... But the steaks were just too high."

"Kinda scared for 2015 .. Kinda scared for 2015 because 2+0+1+5 is 8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."

"I walk around with a hockey bag filled with dildos & chihuahua's just in case Paris Hilton fires her assistant and is looking for a new one."