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Joke of the Day
"Q: Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? A: The baby. It was a little Bigger."
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"I find it really hard to tell jokes on reddit. I always punch up the fuckline."
"What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?"
"Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee? Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)"
"Yelling out ""Stranger Danger!"" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code."
"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."
"Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: ...okay Me: and I'm genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in"
"A bear walks into a bar the bartender said ""What would you like?"" and the bear said ""I want... a beer please"" then the bartender said ""Why the big paws??"""
"The average person loses their virginity at 17. Congratulations you are above average."
"I think my virginity is growing back."