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Joke of the Day

"A bear walks into a bar the bartender said ""What would you like?"" and the bear said ""I want... a beer please"" then the bartender said ""Why the big paws??"""

"I heard the fork was having an affair with the knife... Or is it too spoon to bring that up?"

"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."

"Bet you can't guess my favorite hue Hue Jackman"

"It is well known..."

"A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton? What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm."

"What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible."

"Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives."

"It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder."