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Joke of the Day
"What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?"
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"What do you call a sarcastic mountain chain? The Kappalachians."
"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."
"what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet."
"I was so close to a threesome last night Only fell 2 people short"
"If you weren't supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn't package them in rows of 15."
"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."
"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."
"What do neo-Nazis do on Hitler's birthday? Heil if I know"
"Do you wish you were always broke? Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you"