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Joke of the Day
"Trying to make a password Me: beefstew Computer: sorry, password not stroganoff"
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"What's the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first."
""" National No Bra Day""? I say pics or it didn't happen day."
"Incestuous relationships often involve a aunty-climax"
"One sweet thing about being the boss in the office is that you can actually order specific supplies you want to steal."
"What do you call a comatose Pope? esteemed vegetable."
"Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith."
"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""
"Somebody wake up Green Day."
"You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron."