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Joke of the Day

"What does a fat ballerina wear? A three-three"

"Receiving reddit gold was like losing my virginity. I knew it would never happen again."

"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."

"How did Link win the basketball game for his team? He used the Hookshot!"

"I decided to face reality today and I definitely won't be doing that again anytime soon."

"Today was a sad day - we had to pull the plug on my granpa cause I needed the outlet for my laptop"

"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"

"Moaning and gasping ""Give it to me baby!"" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?"

"What do you call 'looking for a Korean'? Seoul searching"

"I woke up hung-over to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He'll have to mow around me. I'm not moving."