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Joke of the Day
"Why are periods called ""Aunt Flo""? Because for 3-5 days, it's a PROGRESSIVE pain in the ass."
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"A text from my friend. she:myspacebarisnotworking.canyougivemeanalte rnative? me: what is ternative?"
"Why did the Muslim man let the air out of his sex doll? So he could blow it up again."
"What's the difference between Jews and Pizzas? Pizzas don't scream in the oven. *Preparing self For the downvotes/Report*"
"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"
"When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, ""Not again."""
"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."
"A joke from Finland Q: What doesn't fit in your butt, and doesn't buzz? A: A Russian butt buzzer."
"You momma so stupid.. She got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's"
"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"