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Joke of the Day
"Why are periods called ""Aunt Flo""? Because for 3-5 days, it's a PROGRESSIVE pain in the ass."
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"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "
"What did the ocean say to the river? ""You can run but you can't tide."""
"Thanks for the glitter covered greeting card. I'll never forget this gesture because EVERY SURFACE IN MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN GLITTER NOW"
"April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!"
"Do you know what the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean is? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"My father put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like ""You're five years old? When I was your age I was six!"""
"Tesla Motors started a brand of cologne. They call it Elon Musk."
"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"
"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."