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Joke of the Day
"Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country."
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"Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."
"So two condoms walk into a bar.. .. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, ""Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"""
"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"
"I thought about starting a support group for pessimists... ...but why bother, it's not like it'd make any difference anyway..."
"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""
"You should need a license to be that ugly."
"Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh? Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh."
"Some people are here for laughs. Some for therapy. Some for sex. Me? I'm here to learn the difference between your and you're."