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Joke of the Day

"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

"What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have? Phantom panes."

"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."

"Like ""dollar,"" ""euro"" is not capitalized. Unlike a dollar, a euro can actually buy you something."

"Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"

"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"

"What did the potato ask the cow? Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."

"How do you tell the time in the US? By looking at a bomb"

"A cat once said we must think outside of the box Because it shits in it"

"My surname: 'Ever.' My given forename: 'Superior'. Similar to a torn talofibular ligament, I am not one to be trifled with."