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Joke of the Day

"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."

"Some people are like pennies. Two-Faced And Worthless."

"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"

"They say you should warm up before you exercise. Sounds like a stretch to me."

"Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed. It's science."

"I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it."

"Where does the president keep his armies? in his sleevies!!!"

"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow? He got snowed in."

"Corny Deadpool joke Wolverine has DirecTV. Deadpool has Cable."

"Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician? He told his audience that he'd disappear on the count of 3. He counted ""Uno! Dos!""... And disappeared without a tres."