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Joke of the Day
"What STD did Forrest Gump catch? NSFW Jennytal Warts"
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"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."
"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."
"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"
"A man is on vacation and gets a call that his mother-in-law has died. They ask him if he wants to cremate or bury her. He responds, ""shit You better not take any chances do both."""
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokinoff"
"I like my beer how I like my violence... Domestic"
"God was able to create everything in only 6 days cause he didn't have a woman next to him telling him what color she wanted everything to be"
"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context"
"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"