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Joke of the Day

"What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion? Well, the cross was a big plus"

"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."

"I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day."

"I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that."

"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."

"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."

"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."

"Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad."

"What did O say to Q? ""Hey man, your dick's hanging out."""

"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself."