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Joke of the Day
"Asian kid drinking alcohol under age Call that Jin-yung"
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"He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!"
"What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's? To get to the other side"
"I returned some shorts to Walmart and bought a pizza, with the credit I had received, to share with my wife... She kinda ate my shorts."
"Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all? Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting."
"What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half."
"I just dropped my iPhone in liquor, and now Siri is slurring her words, won't stop talking, stumbling and trying to have sex with me."
"What did the clock say when he was finished having sex? The time has come."
"Why wouldn't Chad Kroeger (lead singer of Nickelback) have sex with Helen Keller? Because she's a woman!"
"A website that automatically plays music or needs to ""load"" is as outdated & terrible as slavery."