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Joke of the Day

"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""

"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"

"So a blonde rips a particularly fragrant fart Some buddy says ""k there, that smells like **diarrhea**!"" Blonde replies ""Oh, well that's funny because I don't remember eating diarrhea."""

"Some girl just asked me if she was wearing too much makeup. I told her it depends on whether she's going to kill batman or not."

"two guys talking.... Guy one: I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally peed in her. Now she won't talk to me. Guy two: Sounds like urine trouble."

"I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits."

"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."

"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"

"I like my coffee like I like my women: filled with booze."

"I don't have a girlfriend.. I just know someone that would be really mad if they ever heard me say that"