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Joke of the Day

"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around."

"iPhone changed miles to milf's but the good news is my dad thinks I only have 177 left to go until I'm done."

"My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology So I put her in my new smart fridge"

"My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes Little does he know i can suck my own dick"

"Tom Cruise has signed on for Mission Impossible V. His impossible mission is trying not to show up on everyone's gaydar."

"Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!"

"A man who has no right arm and no right leg falls off his wheelchair Thankfully, a woman passing by noticed him and approached him, offering some help. ""Are you alright?"" ""No, I'm not. I'm all left."""

"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."

"What is it called when a person pretends to use the toilet. A sham poo."

"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."