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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from the calendar factory... I guess I shouldn't have taken so many days off."

"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!"

"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."

"The best part of being single is that you always get to be right."

"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"

"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"

"Dicaprio finally won an Oscar!!! Sorry wrong sub..."

"Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson."

"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"

"What would you call an additional day added to the week? Sumday"